ATWT Best Lines Monday 4/14/08

As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 4/14/08

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Mike: I just brought a crew by to do a survey. We're also going to be doing some drilling.

Meg: For oil?

Mike: Don't you wish.

Brad: Okay, it's a done deal. It's a done deal, Henry. We set a date.

Henry: Well, that's great. You know, I had my worries.

Brad: Was there any doubt, my man? (Brad lifts Henry into the air in a bear hug)

Henry: The spine, the ribs, the buttocks -- the punctured lung –

Henry: Brad, that's -- wait a second, what about -- what about Jack? I mean, isn't it traditional to have the brother be the best man?

Brad: Henry, my brother is the recently annulled husband of my bride.

Margo: Lisa, Katie needs a wedding dress.

Lisa: Well, congratulations. Who's the lucky fellow?

Katie: Brad Snyder.

Lisa: Brad?

Katie: I'm looking for something very chic this time --

Margo: Do you have anything in black?

Henry: No -- nothing like that, sweetie. Sweetie -- a pinch of salt. Okay. Was that the right shoulder though -- maybe it's the left shoulder. I can't remember what it's supposed to be.

Vienna: Okay -- have you been drinking? Because you promised me no martinis this early in the morning.

Henry: No, I'm as sober as a judge. I'm as sober as the Supreme Court. I just -- I know a bad omen when I see one, all right?

Vienna: I just didn't know you were this superstitious.

Henry: Some things you don't question, my darling, okay? Like Brad -- he went to see Katie -- there was a 60/40 chance that he would have seen her in the wedding dress. That is the worst bad luck you can possibly have. Now, you add some spilled salt to that, and you're a dead duck, my friend.

Vienna: No way! It's bad for him to see her in the wedding dress before the wedding?

Henry: Oh, good god, woman. Do you know nothing?

Vienna: All I know is that is some silly wedding dress have no power over the happiness between Katie and Brad. They are going to have a wonderful life together.

Henry: Yeah, how do you know ?

Vienna: Because I know Brad and I know Katie and I know that they're meant for each other. Just like you and me.

Margo: How could you do such a thing, Lisa? And don't play innocent, because you're not very good at it.

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