ATWT Best Lines Tuesday 4/1/08

As The World Turns Best Lines Tuesday 4/1/08


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Katie: Yeah, well, I don't think a casual, friendly dinner happens for us, unless there's strings attached.

Brad: Who's talking about strings? No strings. Just -- just food. Unless you order really long spaghetti, or something. Bum-da-bum! Pah! dum pum.

Carly: So, I've thought about what you said.

Jack: Good.

Carly: And you're wrong.

Jack: Of course.

Carly: You think I can't change, but I can. I can even become another Katie, if that's what you want. I'm already blonde. I'll just be marginally more honest, a lot more perky, and if someone makes me angry, instead of being strong and straightforward, I'll just write a tell-all book.

Brad: I like it when it's covered in chocolate.

Katie: I'm sure you do.

Brad: I'm talking about the popcorn. It tastes better when you mix it with chocolate-covered raisins.

Audience members: Shhh.

Brad: Sorry. It's good for you, too. It's good for the heart. It lowers your blood pressure. Look, it's not a come on. I mean, it's a fact. You can look it up.

Audience member: Shhh.

Jack: You running off with Simon Frasier is my fault?

Carly: Simon was a mistake. A mistake I felt forced to make because you moved out of our house, remember? Anyway, you have stop throwing past affairs in my face. Like you have some kind of clean, track record. What about julia?

Jack: Which one?

[ Laughter ]

Carly: I rest my case.

Jack: Ooh, hey, you were the one who said I was the only man for you. I don't recall ever saying that you were the only woman for me.

[ Laughter ]

Paul: This is a business deal. But I'm not going to lie to you. I'm going to be completely upfront. Everything I do, every decision I make, everything I think, everything I dream of -- is only ever about you. Only you.

Meg: I was afraid of this.

Lucinda: This is all rather sudden, isn't it?

Will: Yeah, we're sorry for the short notice.

Lucinda: Oh, don't worry about that. You both -- you've been exemplary tenants and the place looks just a cute as it did when you moved in. Oh, Barbara must be having conniption fits now that you're leaving town.

Gwen: It was actually kind of her idea in a way.

Lucinda: Really? Really? You mean, she's finally realized that baby birds can't fly when they're tied to their mom's apron strings? Well, chalk one up for Barbara.

Carly: Just tell me one thing, Jack. No joking around, okay? When you came back to Oakdale with Julia Larrabee, why didn't you recognize me?

Jack: Carly, I had amnesia.

Carly: Amnesia. You know, Jack, if it had been me, memory or no memory, I would have taken one look at you and I would have known that we belong together. It's fate. You know it. And I know it. No matter where we are, or who we're with, it's -- it's always just a matter of time before we're together again, Jack. It's our history. It's who we are. And you can't deny that, Jack. No matter how hard you try.

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