Lucinda: Craig, this is Dusty's day. You despised each other. It is tacky for you to be waltzing in the aisle at his funeral.

Barbara: I told you not to be here.

Craig: Oh come on, this is getting ridiculous.

Lucinda: Why don't you take the hint?

Craig: Okay. Fine. I'll leave. But that man was not the saint that you're all about to make him out to be.

Barbara: Oh, I pray God cannot read my thoughts right now.

Lily: You led him on. You made him think he had a chance with you.

Emily: I told him -- I told him every way I knew how that it was over, Lily.

Lily: Oh please. We wouldn't even be here if you hadn't kept Dusty on a string. He made enemies for you. Fighting for your honor! Hookers don't have honor. That's a joke. You sell yourselves to the highest bidder!

Dallas: Well? Anyone's conscience kick in at the funeral?

Margo: No, not at all. They're all declaring their undying love for a man they hated the other day.

Meg: My God, Craig! Dusty just died. I have known him since we were kids. I can't stop thinking about my baby -- and all you want to talk about is business?

Craig: It has to be done.

Meg: I care as much about the corporation right now as I do about you, which is not at all!

Craig: Okay, actually you know what? Actually, you never really did care about the corporation. But I do. You do not have the patience or the skill-set to run a multi-national, but I do. I have that in spades.

Lucinda: Oh, how like you, Craig. How like you to leave the funeral and then come to a bar and ask for a bottle or champagne.

Craig: Dusty would have done the same for me.

Lucinda: If Dusty were here, I would join him. Only we would skip the funeral, okay?

Craig: Okay, you know what? Don't begrudge me my triumph. I have so few these days.

Lucinda: What's happened? You're not drinking to Dusty's demise?

Craig: No. Meg has decided to let me continue running Montgomery Enterprises. I know you hate it when I win.

Lucinda: Enjoy it while you can. Because the time will come when you winning streak will break. And I'll be here -- I'll be here to order the champagne.

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