ATWT Best Lines Monday 1/7/08

As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 1/7/08


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Sam: Yeah. You worried your ex won't like it?

Carly: No, actually, I was thinking about kit. I'm sure New Year's Eve in some jail in Idaho -- I'm sure she was a little bit lonely, right?

Sam: Well, I know my girl. I'm sure she made the most of it. She probably led the whole lockup in "Auld Lang Syne."

Carly: Still, I bet she misses you.

Sam: Yeah, maybe. But she asked cowboy jack and me to stay put. We don't want to get no whooping.

Meg: I don't think Craig's the father.

Paul: Okay, look, I know what you're trying to pull and I told you the last time --

Meg: No, no, no, you don't understand. The test results we got were wrong.

Paul: And you think this, what, because you're a big fan of conspiracy theories?

Meg: Craig has been horrible to me lately.

Paul: Oh, that's proved positive that he's not the father of your child. Have you even met Craig?

Meg: He's been interested in every detail of my pregnancy. But lately, he doesn't want to go to any of my doctor's appointments, or even touch me. And I even asked him if he wants to name the baby Craig, and he said no.

Paul: Which is weird for a megalomaniac.

Meg: Okay, will you stop joking around, Paul? I think somebody switched the DNA results and he found out --

Paul: Look, maybe you should don't want to believe that you're having Satan's spawn --

Parker: The wolves are playing Chicago. And I figured it could help you score some points with Katie.

Jack: The last time I took Katie to a game, she got pegged in the eye with a hockey puck.

Paul: Look, I know you don't like me.

Susan: I don't like blueberries. You, I despise. You ruined my daughter's life.

Susan: Not a clue. But I understand congratulations are in order.

Craig: Oh, you heard that Montgomery Enterprises is backing the new research lab here.

Susan: I saw Meg. She told me that the two of you were having a baby. How exciting. Another chance to form another human being in your own image.

Henry: No, no, -- just wait a sec -- wait a sec -- here me out, okay? Do you think it's going to make her happy to have a baby with a guy that she's -- she's not in love with?

Brad: No. That's why we haven't done it in 135 hours, 23 minutes and 27 seconds. And that's the way it's going to stay.

Margo: What did you do to your hand there?

Craig: I refuse to answer on the grounds that it would make you think less of me.

Margo: Is that possible?

Craig: Where do you get off being all understanding like that? Are you sure we're even related?

Parker: Why not? Did mom do something?

Jack: No.

Parker: Okay, then Brad did something, didn't he?

Jack: Actually, yeah, he did something really great. He made Katie smile.

Parker: So? That doesn't mean that she likes him more than you. Brad's a goofball. She was probably laughing at him --

Jack: Parker, for the first time in a long time, I saw Katie genuinely happy. So despite what you and I may think of brad, I'm glad he could do that for her. Because I can't anymore.

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