ATWT Best Lines Wednesday 12/5/07

As The World Turns Best Lines Wednesday 12/5/07

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Chris: Who is it?

Emily: Dusty. I'm sure he's been up all night, fuming over this article.

Chris: Is this going to make trouble for you?

Emily: What's he going to do? Fire me?

Chris: Well, I love you. For doing this, I mean.

Emily: Oh.

Evan: I love you.

Emily: Oh my god, it's an epidemic.

Lily: Oh, come on. Please, let's call it what it is. You're not angry at a business partner. You're furious at an ex-girlfriend.

Henry: You're going -- you're going to the hospital to make a baby? The two of you?

Vienna: Well, you already know that I think this is wonderful. You've been waiting for so long for this and now you're finally making your dream come true.

Henry: I need a martini.

Henry: But Brad? Katie, Brad -- the guy is a goofball.

Katie: Well, he offered to help me and I'm grateful. And I know he takes this just as seriously as I do. Okay?

Henry: Okay.

Brad: Wait, Katie, I've been thinking -- I've been thinking. This could be a great bit for the show. We can have the camera following me around for the whole -- you know, insemination thing. We could call it, "brad's a stud week!" Get it? It's brilliant.

Kim: You had to know that this article was going to cause problems between Chris and Bob.

Emily: No, no, the problem is that you and your husband treat Chris like a child.

Kim: And what are you doing? How are you treating him? You wrote this article to save Chris from his mean daddy?

Brad: But what if I need inspiration?

Katie: Think of all the girls you've loved before.

Brad: Katie, fantasizing about other women while we're making a baby is just wrong.

Katie: But you said you wanted to help me.

Brad: Okay, okay. Hey, you know what, when the baby comes out looking like Miss Plaything of 2005, don't blame me.

Emily: Would you give it a rest? I am not out to ensnare your son. Chris talks to me, you know. And here's something for you, I actually listen to him.

Kim: I suppose if he didn't spend every waking moment with you, I'd have a chance to listen to him, too.

Emily: Stop trying to control who your son sees and what he does. He's a grown man. And his professional judgment isn't clouded by who he happens to be sleeping with. So if you're really all about what's best for your little boy, back off and let him do what he needs to do.

Katie: Right, yeah. Your brother Brad who would do anything for me, which is more than I can say for you. So if you please would leave, and if you don't, I will call the police.

Jack: I am the police.

Katie: My sister outranks you. I'm not kidding, jack. I will call Margo if you don't leave me alone, now!

Jack: Yeah, you know, just a few weeks ago, Katie was still married to me. You remember, you were there. You were at the ceremony. The white dress? The flowers? Yeah, she wants a baby. But she also -- she also wants to be in love with the guy that she's making the baby with.

Brad: Then, you shouldn't have left her. You're just jealous because she's with me and not you.

Jack: No, she's not with you. All she wants from you is some bodily fluids.

Brad: I'm good with that.

Katie: Jack showed up, spooked Brad. Brad couldn't go through with it. I'm beginning to wonder if I'll ever get pregnant.

Vienna: Well, I won't name names of who told Jack where you and Brad where, but I apologize on his behalf.

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