ATWT Best Lines Friday 11/30/07

As The World Turns Best Lines Friday 11/30/07


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Kit: Where'd that come from?

Carly: It's jack's favorite beer. The card says, "All is forgiven."

Kit: You think he's trying to make up?

Carly: Hmm, I think we should check the beer for arsenic.

Brad: I get that you're not exactly thrilled to do a segment on marriage. But I'm not sure this is something that I should do solo.

Katie: Why not, brad? You know everything there is to know about everything. You told me so.

Carly: Okay, so, you're getting a case of beer and a greeting card from someone who, "A," doesn't know that you stopped drinking, and "B," you didn't bother to tell that you moved away?

Kit: Yeah, well, our relationship is complicated.

Carly: Why should anything ever be simple around here? Okay. He's not a stalker?

Kit: No. No, no, no, no. It's just -- I don't know, we have time-outs.

Carly: Time-outs?

Kit: Yeah. I kick him out, he waits long enough for me to forget why I did, then -- he shows up and he's sweet --

Flower man: Ms. Peretti -- these are for you.

Katie: Flowers. Thank you. Just what I wanted. 'Cause flowers fix everything, right? Right? Flowers fix everything! Give a girl flowers, and she just has instant amnesia.

Brad: Look, I need to find a way to make Katie feel happy again.

Vienna: Ah -- join a monastery. That would make her very happy.

Brad: I'm fascinated by people who think about the future. I should try it.

Vienna: Darling, you should try thinking sometime.

Jack: Okay, Parker going to ask you a question and I want you to tell me honestly. This whole matchmaking. Are you doing it to get me and Katie back together? Or are you doing it to punish your mom?

Carly: We're supposed to be turning our lives around. This guy does not seem like a big step forward.

Kit: I know, I know. It's just --

Carly: Of course a case of beer, and a generic card. What woman wouldn't be swept off her feet?

Jack: "Going solo: Strong women making strong choices for a strong future." Oh, there is only one thing, one thing that could cheer me up today, and that is finding out that you are in need of self-help books.

Carly: It's not for me.

Jack: Right.

Carly: It's for kit.

Jack: Oh, that's even better. Is there anything in there that says aiding and abetting is not a strong choice?

Carly: You know something? You know what, never mind. I am not going to defend myself to you. It's a waste of my time.

Jack: Finally something we agree on.

Carly: Oh, Jack, I didn't really want Kit living with me. I was just looking for a way so you could feel even more superior.

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