ATWT Best Lines Wednesday 11/7/07

As The World Turns Best Lines Wednesday 11/7/07


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Barbara: You're a person who's selling her grandchild. You know, my fear is that you and that son of yours are under the delusion that you're smart.

Iris: Excuse me?

Barbara: Well, you're not! I can and will make your lives miserable if you don't live up to your end of the bargain.

Meg: You do know, don't you that all this hovering is making me want to scream?

Craig: I'm an expectant father. It's part of the job description.

Meg: Okay, I'm not going. I am not going to be the only pregnant woman at the gym whose husband is making sure she doesn't yoga too hard.

Craig: Yeah, but if he meets the CEO of the company right off the bat -- hey! Hey, excuse me! Hey, buddy, excuse! What? You're not going to say, "I'm sorry" to the pregnant woman you almost knocked over?

Meg: Hey, you know what? There's an outpost in Antarctica. There's a man there who counts penguins. I'm sure he doesn't know that I'm pregnant.

Iris: So, you're telling me, that I can't see my grandkid?

Barbara: Oh, you can be a grandmother. You can send cookies from Australia. Because if you want any more of that money to just keep on rolling in, you and that reptilian son of yours will get out of town -- permanently.

Iris: You know, when it comes to sons, you don't got any place to talk, do you?

Barbara: That baby is the only thing of value that either one of you has. And if either of you tries to mess up this deal, if either of you thinks you can stick around a little bit longer to squeeze a little bit more out of me, you'll see what it's like to deal with someone who has nothing left to lose. Got it?

Lucinda: Hey, what 'cha lookin' for, your lost innocence?

Meg: Leave me alone, go away.

Lucinda: And how's marriage? Are you still happy to see his shoes under your bed?

Lucinda: I promised, I swore to myself the next time I ran into you I was going to be filled with sincere, sincere congratulations.

Meg: Craig told you about the baby?

Lucinda: The baby? You're procreating with that man?

Meg: You didn't know. Damn it.

Lucinda: And I thought I was sorry for you before.

Lucinda: You're having a baby with that man? You must've lost your mind.

Margo: What, what, what's going on, Lucinda?

Lucinda: Oh, heavens. Here comes the cavalry, someone in the family to rescue her honor.

Margo: What are you talking about? Meg, are you all right?

Lucinda: How can she be all right? She's having Rosemary's baby.

Margo: Hey, Lucinda, why don't you just go brighten someone else's day?

Lucinda: Right, officer, I'll move along. You realize, don't you, that you're tying yourself to him forever.

Margo: Wow, more fun than monkeys on skates.

Craig: Let's see. Have a seat. Top honors, Biochemistry, Columbia University. Cutting edge research, entrepreneurial spirit.

Evan: Thanks.

Craig: Don't thank me, you did the work. Matter of fact, I like everything that I see here, except, we do have one problem, big problem.

Evan: Really?

Craig: Yeah, it's right here at the top, too. Evan Walsh IV. Do you really think I'm gonna let Lucinda's grandson come right into the chicken coop?

Evan: Actually, I'm Lucinda's step-grandson. Not a blood relation.

Craig: But your father and your aunt, they are your blood.

Evan: Yeah, but I don't really deal with them very much.

Craig: Well, you should. They're interesting people. I watched them take this company from Lucinda. It wasn't pretty.

Evan: And apparently you were taking notes.

Meg: I feel better.

Margo: Yeah you look like you got your color back there.

Meg: I'm sorry. I'm sure you have better things to do than watch someone try not to throw up.

Margo: You know, sometimes Lucinda makes me want to throw up and I'm not even pregnant.

Meg: Margo, um, please don't tell Craig about this. He's already --

Margo: I know, I know, he's so overprotective? And he's irritating. And he's controlling.

Meg: Well, you know your brother well.

Iris: Where the hell have you been? What's going on?

Cole: Hold your stupid horses. I just got done talking to Sofie.

Iris: Yeah. She's giving up the kid, right?

Cole: Yeah. She just doesn't know it yet.

Iris: You know that Ryan woman? It's no accident that her son was in the loony bin all right? That broad is many, many sandwiches short of a picnic here.

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