ATWT Best Lines Friday 5/4/07

As The World Turns Best Lines Friday 5/4/07


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Katie: I'm working. I don't drink and work at the same time.

Brad: That's too bad.

Katie: You haven't even had breakfast yet.

Brad: Mmm. I don't know how much flying you've done but if you have a choice between a scrambled egg and a fresh squeezed mimosa -- go for the vitamin C. That's about as much fun as you can have on a plane. Oh, I take that back. There was this time that I was flying to Dallas and I sat next to this cheerleader --

Katie: And you drank your breakfast and locked yourselves in the bathroom?

Brad: How did you know?

Katie: Bradley, you strike me as the kind of guy who if he made a list of life goals, would put being a member of the mile-high club at the top of that list.

Brad: It was her idea.

Katie: Which tells me everything I need to know about your taste in women.

Brad: What can I say -- I'm a love machine.

Katie: And all these women that you've --

Brad: Satisfied?

Katie: No unhappy customers?

Brad: Well, I can say there were one or two that wanted me to stick around when it wasn't possible, but the only problem is --

Katie: Oh, I can't wait for this.

Brad: The problem is, there's only so much time in the day. I'm only human. Every once in awhile, I need a burger and a nap.

Katie: So you're limited, but low-maintenance.

Brad: I hate to break it to you, Katie, but that's a winning combination most places you go.

Craig: Look, all I know is that a few days ago she couldn't breathe without a ventilator, and now she's disappeared.

Investigator: And the hospital confirmed this?

Craig: Dr. Frankel says he's completely mystified how it all could happen. How a comatose person can simply walk out of a private hospital

Katie: Notice he didn't tell you what the book's about, because he hasn't read it.

Brad: It's not like I haven't tried. Oh, yeah, poor thing, he has that sleep disorder, what's it called, narcolepsy? We try not to talk about it. That, and the fact that he can't read.

Brad: Oh, I can read. It's just I have better things to do with my time than to bone up on how wonderful you are.

Stage manager: Well, my niece, Veronica. Thank you very much. She's always talking about how much she loves you. And how cute you are and stuff. (looking at Brad)

Brad: Smart as whip, your niece.

Katie: And blind as a bat, apparently.

Katie: All right, there's a couple ways we can do this. We could meet the contest winner on air --

Brad: No, no, no. No, I think that's a risk. What if there's some crazed fan that like, passes out or something?

Katie: You're not that good looking.

Brad: Well, I don't how to say this, but I have been known to stop traffic.

Brad: What're you doing here?

Jack: Police business.

Brad: What kind of police business?

Jack: Well, not that I blame her, but somebody wants to kill you.

Jack: Swore she'd kill you, actually. What, you're happy about that?

Brad: Well, it's like they say -- you know, always leave them wanting more.

Jack: That's funny, that's not the impression that I got, that she wanted more.

Brad: Okay, well, look, do you know how many times a woman has told me she wants to kill me?

Jack: Just about every time, I'd imagine?

Brad: Look, I can't remember every person that I've --

Jack: Slept with? Yeah, that says a lot.

Brad: Yeah. Look, for all -- hey, for all we know, it's someone I didn't sleep with, and that's why they're in an uproar.

[Jack laughs]

Jack: Oh, yeah, okay. That's nice. Well, let's start with the victims. We'll move on to the innocent bystanders.

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