ATWT Best Lines Tuesday 5/1/07

As The World Turns Best Lines Tuesday 5/1/07

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Katie: What did you tell Jack?

Brad: About the inn?

Katie: No, his views on free trade. Yes, the inn, Brad.

Jack: I got into it with sage. We had a little disagreement on the content of a report on ancient Egypt. I didn't think they played computer games, therefore I didn't see why she was when her report's due tomorrow.

Emma: What did sage say?

Jack: She said that she was warming up her fingers to type

Jack: Whoa, whoa, wait a second -- you were naked?

Brad: Yeah, brother.

Jack: With Katie?

Brad: Yeah, yeah. That's the long and -- well, that's the long of it. And apparently Katie liked what she saw.

Katie: I'm sorry. Excuse me. What was it, exactly, that I liked? Actually no, before you answer that question, we should probably all go to a locker room, because I have a feeling that this would be a more appropriate conversation there. Or you know what? How about I'll get the crew and we'll broadcast it live for America.

[ In an announcer voice ] "Find out what Katie thought about Brad being naked, live at 10:00."

Brad: You know, that's kind of low, listening in on other people's conversations.

Gwen: Well, here's a little bit of an FYI -- I would rather sit in traffic for, I don't know, 50 hours than talk to you.

Brad: This is so not fair. Our next paycheck I was going to buy one of those electronic organizer things! [as he pleads with Katie, who is threatening to shred his Little Black Book]

Katie: That's it?

Brad: Yes. I mean, is this who you really want to be? You want to be a hostage taker? I swear, that is all that I said, Katie.

Katie: Okay. Next question is why? You never talk to jack, except for about parking tickets.

Brad: Well, I -- you know, I've been trying to change that. I want a better relationship with him.

Katie: So you're telling him about the times you were accidentally naked and he likes hearing about that?

Brad: I thought it was an amusing anecdote. All right? I'm trying to show my vulnerable side.

Brad: Oh come on! Come on! Come on, Katie. Come on. That's a life's work. That's my masterpiece.

Katie: What did you tell Jack?

Brad: About the inn?

Katie: No, his views on free trade. Yes, the inn, Brad!

Katie: He's -- you're calling him a doofus? You, who resides in the center square of doofusness?

Katie: He -- I can actually have a sane, mature conversation with him instead of being lost in the funhouse.

Brad: Oh see, you hit the nail on the head. Because there is never anything fun about talking to Jack.

Jack: I got into it with Sage. We had a little disagreement on the content of a report on ancient Egypt. I didn't think they played computer games, therefore I didn't see why she was when her report's due tomorrow.

Emma: What did sage say?

Jack: She said that she was warming up her fingers to type.

Will: Okay, now we have a real basic problem here and we're in some freaky territory of human behavior. Because as much as I'd like to be nice to you, I have to protect my wife.

Katie: Okay -- it's like this -- you and I were good friends. Well, at least I thought we were. And then we -- you know, right about here. And ever since then, it's like I'm the IRS or something.

Jack: Well, I can't imagine anybody in the IRS being as cute as you.

Jack: No -- okay, but maybe I just -- I wasn't ready for that kind of move or something like that? I just -- it just wasn't fair.

Katie: Okay, can we go back to when you were saying I was pretty? I think we can talk about fair sometime next year.

Jack: Brad was right. I'm an anchor. And whether you want to admit it, like he said, you're at sea yourself.

Katie: Oh, great. You and Brad can Pow-wow, decide what's up, sort me out, and can you email me and let me know how I'm supposed to be feeling?

Jack: I get that you're angry, I do.

Katie: Oh, wow! You and your brother, you're just the same. You read women like books.

Emma: Why don't you let me handle that? I'm pretty good at making construction paper pyramids.

Jack: Yeah, okay. Who thinks of this stuff? Sadists, that's who.

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