ATWT Best Lines Friday 4/6/07 [an error occurred while processing this directive]

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As The World Turns Best Lines Friday 4/6/07

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Jade: Sometimes I really appreciate traditional gender roles.

Luke: Yeah. Throwing away dead mice. That is so masculine.

Alison: You, help me? Emily, think. Just how messed up does a person have to be to need help from you? You're not exactly the model picture of mental health, are you?

Alison: And I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you show up here with the guy you kidnapped and the two of you are supposed to set me on the right path? You guys an item now? Did you manage to work through all the anger?

Dusty: People change.

Alison: Oh, that's so sweet.

Dusty: You changed into an idiot.

Alison: One of the real advantages of my new life is that I don't have to take crap like that anymore.

Dusty: Right, I know. You're empowered. You and lance. Are you guys equal partners?

Alison: I don't see it like that. I see it like I'm an independent contractor.

Dusty: You can call it whatever you want. You're getting used.

Alison: Okay, good cop, bad cop, right? Actually, that was one of the titles of one of my movies. Okay, listen. I showed up in Las Vegas with a guy who told me he was going to take care of everything. And guess what? He lied. Just like mom lies, and you lie, and everyone in Oakdale lies. Everyone said, just behave and we'll take care of you. But you step out of line, you offend somehow, and they pull the rug right out from under you. Do you have any idea what it's like to not be good enough for the Snyders?

Jade: Okay, where do you come from?

Cleo: Turlock, California.

Jade: Okay, do they have mirrors there?

Cleo: Of course, they do.

Jade: Yeah, you might want to go back to Turlock and take a look in one because you don't look anything like the girl in the picture.

Cleo: You know what, we are not going to get very far with a negative attitude like that.

Jade: You're right. We are not going to get very far. There's a whole hour of my life I'm not going to get back.

Gwen: Well, did you use a condom?

Maddie: Great. Great. I tell you I'm happy, I tell you I'm in love and I get a health class.

Alison: Don't you two look grim. Hey, you're in Vegas, lighten up. Dusty, some of the casinos have all-you-can-eat buffet, I think you'd feel real at home there.

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