ATWT Best Lines Wednesday 4/4/07 [an error occurred while processing this directive]

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As The World Turns Best Lines Wednesday 4/4/07

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Brad: You're explaining the contest to me? I'm the one who came up with the idea. I mean, I'm the one who nursed it through development.

Katie: Development? Shouting out, "hey, let's have a contest" is not exactly a development.

Katie: All I'm saying is that me showing up with a nice bottle of champagne says festive. You showing up with a six-pack of beer, says hey, our brother-in-law lost his job again.

Brad: Well, I don't want to seem high-fluted.

Katie: You don't ever, ever, ever, have to worry about that. You'll never even have to worry about seeming medium-fluted.

Brad: Jealous of him? Please. No, I am just worried about the poor girl, okay? It is obvious that she's circling the drain.

Katie: There have been times, and people, who have thought me self-centered. But you make me look like mother Teresa.

Brad: Okay, all right, he's your friend. He's a -- whoa, he's a great guy. You know, but to think what is life will be married to Vienna. She will wear him out and throw him away like yesterday's Prado.

Katie: You mean Prada.

Brad: That's what I said.

Katie: No, what you said is a museum in Madrid.

Henry: No, I'm not upset about that. I'm not going to be upset about having a fight with someone that I can't stand. She's egotistical, and arrogant, and selfish. And if you look under selfish under the dictionary, there's a picture of her.

Brad: Yeah, he left with Katie. I saw. And I keep saying, who is this guy? When his drop-dead gorgeous fiancee is wearing a negligee that any man would go wild for -- and he walks off to have doughnuts with a neurotic talk show host?

Katie: Is it true what they say about cops and doughnuts?

Jack: Thank you for reducing me to a stereotype. Custard cream, my favorite!

Jack: Yeah, well, when you've been as successful with interpersonal relationships as I've been, you tend to dole out advice. Set people straight.

Katie: Yeah, you and I, between the two of us, we've really set a track record, haven't we? Who am I to say who should and shouldn't get married.

Jack: Well, wouldn't it be a kick in the pants if Henry and Vienna were the ones to make it?

Katie: I don't know. I just know my next marriage is going to be arranged. Because it's way too important a decision for me to make on my own.

Jack: Yeah, well, the divorce rate's, what, 38%? So, if you think about it, if you get married enough, sooner or later, the law of averages are going to kick in and one of them is bound to work.

Vienna: Good-bye, my friend. I hope that you find someone who is half as wonderful as you think you are.

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