ATWT Best Lines Monday 3/19/07

As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 3/19/07

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Gwen: Hey, tell me what you want.

Iris: Would it be too much to offer me a little cup of tea? A little crumpet?

Iris: Well, honey, I mean, come on, you don't want your silky little undie things next to those stinky, disgusting running shoes, do you?

Gwen: Hey, leave that stuff alone, and stop acting like you're Martha Stewart.

Jade: Personally, I don't need any proof. But the cops will find it. I'm sure Gwen has scattered her DNA like pixie dust all across the crime scene.

Will: Yeah, okay, you've been watching a little too much "CSI."

Vienna: I am sure she only has happy memories, not like my brothers, who wanted me to play Joan of arc so they could set me on fire.

[ Henry laughs ]

Henry: What is that? What, are you serious?

Vienna: Yes. I mean, they were just being boys, but you know, they got there in plenty of time to put me out.

Iris: Why would I want to hurt you, intentionally?

Gwen: Oh, please. You'd cut up my body and sell the parts if you knew it could make you enough money.

Vienna: Ooh, I know what. You can teach me some American games.

Henry: Like what?

Vienna: What's your favorite?

Henry: Well, I do have a certain fondness for poker.

Vienna: Well, poker it is, then. We should play Texas hold-up.

Henry: Texas hold 'em. Texas hold 'em.

Vienna: Okay. I'll hold 'em, and you deal.

Iris: Sweetie, there are a lot easier ways of making money than disturbing the dead and bringing down the wrath of the almighty.

Gwen: Yeah, there are, like good, honest work, but we all know that's not your first choice.

Iris: Boy, you sure are cocky for a girl who's in big trouble.

Iris: Oh, I just love how feisty you are. You know, you are a real pip. But then again, you get that from me.

Gwen: No, mom.

Iris: Along with your good looks.

Gwen: I didn't get anything from you except a good example of what not to be.

Vienna: Okay, it's -- this is just like poker. If you want to win big, you have to bet big. That's what you told me.

Henry: Did I?

Vienna: Yeah, you did.

Henry: Really? Okay. Here's a little lesson to learn about Henry. Don't believe everything that comes out of my mouth.

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