ATWT Best Lines Wednesday 2/21/07

As The World Turns Best Lines Wednesday 2/21/07


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Katie: Oh, please. She doesn't have enough attention span to tune in into any show.

Katie: No, no, no, it is not our show, it is my show. And I am not going to let you hee-haw all over it!

Brad: Hee-haw? And that would be the politically correct term for what, sweetheart?

Katie: You! You, you, you!

Vienna: Why not? Why not? Brad's personality isn't suddenly going to disappear. And that's what you need, Katie, someone with personality.

Katie: Oh, and how long have you been a professional television critic, Vienna?

Vienna: I just don't understand how you expect to appeal to millions of viewers when you can't even hold onto one husband.

Brad: So, what do you think about that, Katie? I make you a better person.

Kim: Do me a favor, learn to quit while you're ahead.

Jack: Brad, let's go outside for a second, so I can translate for you.

Brad: You know what? Jack, do you hear that? Do you hear that? You know what that is? That is the -- that is you taking the wind out of my sails.

Jack: Yeah, thanks for that visual. What the hell is wrong with you?

Craig: Yes. Send it to the Wagon Wheel Motel. The room with all the heartburn. Number 7. Thank you. Meg, your choice of toppings leave much to be desired.

Kim: Look, Katie, I really want to make this pairing work. But I'm going to need your help. We're both going to have to put our minds to this, because brad is definitely rough around the edges. To put it mildly, he is unpolished.

Katie: Kim, silverware is unpolished. This guy has the manners of a baboon. The only thing that keeps his knuckles from dragging on the ground when he walks is the fact that he's 6'3".

Vienna: Yes, and maybe you can give Brad his own show.

Henry: I know, I know. How about a reality show, okay? The audience can help brad decide, will it be pizza and beer, or tequila and tacos for dinner tonight?

Henry: Global warming thaws that man out of his cage, and you want Kim to sign him up? Have you forgotten the way he treated you on national -- well, local television? I don't know if my eyes will recover from that butt-busting segment.

Henry: Oh, forget about it. Vienna -- the horses on the Snyder farm would be distracted by that woman. I'm sorry. We hate her. We hate her.

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