ATWT Best Lines Friday 2/9/07

As The World Turns Best Lines Friday 2/9/07


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Craig: You know, if you're writing Santa Claus, you're a couple of months late. You know, I remember you doing that. In fact, I helped you one year. You wanted some god-awful pink, plastic pony and it had a comb for its purple mane.

Katie: Oh, a childhood memory, am I supposed to shed tears?

Craig: I do. I really care. Is this some of the topics you're going to discuss?

Katie: Yeah, I mean, it's a list of some possible segments, but it's none of your business.

Craig: Well, maybe it should be my business. I can be very creative, you know.

Katie: Oh, right. Maybe you can help me. You can help me with the how-to segment. You can teach the audience how to wreak havoc and alienate everyone in town.

Craig: Oh, I don't think you need any help with that. You've done a pretty bang-up job yourself.

Katie: Don't even think of putting me in the same category with you. I still have friends, which is more than I can say for you.

Craig: Name five. You can't, can you? Because you wrote a book that set off a chain of events that destroyed a family and lost your husband. And now you're paying the price.

Katie: Gosh, Craig, what happened to your Charles dickens moment? A few minutes ago, I was an adorable little moppet writing to Santa Claus, and now I'm the wicked witch of Oakdale. Which one is it?

Lily: Why? It's dark. Maybe somebody came in here, and saw them in the waiting room and took them!

Jack: Given the mood that Parker's been in lately? 15 minutes tops, they'd give him right back.

Faith: Isn't that your brother?

Parker: Yeah.

Faith: He looks really mad.

Parker: He was born mad. Come on, let's go.

Parker: Paul?

Paul: Wow, that was a nice tackle. What are you? A linebacker?

Craig: Well, she does have spunk, doesn't she, Henry?

Katie: She has a heart and a soul Craig and since you have neither, it blows your whole "something in common" theory straight to hell.

Craig: Oh, woof, snarling dog right on cue. Easy, boy. Look, I'll leave you to you're delusions, but one day you're going to wake up and you're are going to realize that mike is not coming back, okay. He doesn't care and if you keep pushing away the people that do care, one day they won't come back either.

Henry: Let us hope that he makes good on that threat.

Katie: You know, he's right. Sometimes I feel like I've ruined as many lives as he has. And that's scary.

Henry: Please, you can't count that high. Bubbles, you are nothing -- repeat after me. You are nothing, nothing, nothing, like Craig Montgomery.

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