ATWT Best Lines Tuesday 12/26/06

As The World Turns Best Lines Tuesday 12/26/06


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Gwen: Look, I'm having a nice day with my husband, and I'm not going to let you ruin that. Because I know that's what you want. You're not happy until everybody is as miserable as you are.

Craig: Finally, the dead awaken. Hello, Paul. I heard you had yourself a little accident.

Paul: Go away.

Craig: What was that? I'm sorry, you're going to have to speak up.

Paul: Get out.

Craig: Oh, that's more like it. That's a nice firm get out. Not just yet.

Craig: Hello, gorgeous.

Paul: Meg, will you get him out of here, please?

Meg: Right away.

Craig: Just spreading cheer.

Meg: Do it somewhere else.

Lily: We'd thought we'd bring Faith to our lesson today, so Faith can see that her mother and father are happy and back to normal.

Lucinda: Ah, normal. What is normal?

Lily: You know what I mean.

Lucinda: Yeah, well, I do think it's going to take more than a few twirls and dips for our faith. Because she's a natural born skeptic, you know, like her grandmother. Oh, she's worse than I am, because she's a teenager.

Lily: No, not quite. Not yet.

Lucinda: My darling, adolescence these days starts at 10 and goes on to 35. You have about 20 years of torment ahead of you.

Lily: You've made me feel so much better. Thank you.

Iris: Oh, oh, okay. I understand. I was not feeling well because I had my allergies, and jet lag, and so, I guess I just had some reaction to the antihistamine I was taking --

Gwen: Well, you're not supposed to take that kind of medication with bourbon.

Jade: Spiced cider.

Iris: No apple juice for me. Hot or cold. Hey, bartender! Three wise men.

Jade: What's that?

Iris: Scotch, bourbon and whiskey. You know, keeping with the spirit of the holiday.

Jade: Gwen kissed Adam?

Iris: Look, I wouldn't worry about it. I mean, I don't think she's going to leave Mr. Do-re-mi anytime soon. At least, you know, that he has that trust fund. But, a word to the wise -- you keep your eyes peeled and your man on a short leash.

Barbara: What are you doing here, Craig?

Craig: Besides defending the natives? Visiting the sick. Noblesse oblige and all that.

Barbara: If you have taken one step inside of my son's room --

Craig: Oh, I got to tell you, he's looking a little pasty, if you ask me.

Barbara: I'm having you barred.

Craig: Well, when you finally find Bob, I doubt that barring one of his top contributors is going to be tops on his list.

Paul: Meg!

Craig: No, she's busy. She's trying to finish early so that we can sneak away. You know, I was thinking of the duck. But did Emma raise ducks? I mean, I'd hate to order something for her that she'd feel bad about eating, you know, like veal or something.

Paul: Stay away from her.

Craig: Or what? You're going to throw your straw at me? It's over, Paul. You have no more power over Meg.

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