ATWT Best Lines Monday 3/20/06

As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 3/20/06

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Henry: What is it you want me to do this time?

Emily: Kill someone.

[ Henry gasps ]

Henry: I'm sorry. I must have that hearing virus. It's a senior thing. Did you -- I thought you said kill, as in the big sleep?

Emily: I need a problem eliminated.

Henry: Well, here's your opportunity to be the bigger person, Emily, and walk away. You can say bad things behind their back.


Emily: Maddie, I can't believe you and I haven't gotten to know each other.

Maddie: Yeah.

Emily: Henry's told me so much about you.

Henry: I have?


Will: Because you know, not everyone in the crew is so cuddly. They surround you, and then they start squeezing the life out of you.

Gwen: Well, you have sole squeezing rights on this body. Besides, I'm not afraid of a little dysfunction.


Maddie: Yeah, well, your trouble is, you have a thing for blondes.

Henry: Yeah, not since my 12-step. It's just brunettes and redheads from now on.


Maddie: She's gone? Henry, are you having an affair?

Henry: With Emily Stewart?

Maddie: You know, you can tell me if you two are.

Henry: Not.

Maddie: Good. I don't really like her.

Henry: She has that effect on people.

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