The Aliens are back! DUUUUCCKK! Uh-oh, watch out! They're landing in
Llanview, and they're migrating to Port Charles! Susan, JoAnn, Toni, Babs,
Scott, Mansion Members...LOOK OUUUUTTT!!!
Jessica Buchanan has just tipped the looney scale over to the psycho side.
just watched her give away the few brain cells she managed to retrieve as
Mitch fell over the balcony of the theater. First, let me say..BRAVO,
bringing that evil cult freak to his knees! Way to go, Blair, for playing
best accomplice role on daytime in quite awhile!
Then again, Kassie DePaiva is one of my faves, so I guess anything she
would make me happy.
Okay, back to Less-ica, (Less brains, that is!)
Just when it looked as if she had acquired some guts, some gusto, some
some BRAINS...going off on her own to make Mitch trust her and bring him
down...SHE WEEPS for MITCH! HUH? WHAT? He may be her father, (and as I
that came about as a result of a horrendous crime), and maybe after
abusive childhood story, I can understand her understanding his
but....CRYING for him because he may have fallen to his death? This
scummier than the scum of the earth, CREATURE who raped your mother,
your sister into marrying him, set up a removal of her heart, blackmailed
judge into awarding him your mother's assets, and not to mention the rest
endless crimes! UGH! Smack her a few times...HARD!
They have turned Jessica Buchanan into an airheaded seductress-wanna-be,
she has been put on my list of people to fast-forward when I watch the
Antonio is just been one walking ball of rage these days, and it's taking
focus off of the sensitive nature of the storyline. There's a child out
brand new to the world, who's being forced to live without a father in her
life because her mom is being spiteful and her maternal grandfather is a
sniveling little criminal who's more interested in possessing his
daughter's time than
actually doing what's best for his granddaughter despite his own petty
differences with Antonio.
Mitch Lawrence...GRRRRR!!!! Is it me, or is his purpose being dragged out
beyond its limit? Adding his little brother in the mix makes his perverse
advances & sexually-charged dialogue with women and his blasphemous
remotely tolerable. I don't know how many times I've had to put myself
the QuickStart, Accelerated Hypnosis Program to keep from heaving my lunch
whenever I caught Mitch giving one of his trademark predatory once-overs
And exactly what message is being given about the members of our law
enforcement? First, Mitch Lawrence was able to bribe a judge into
Lord-Buchanan assets out from under Viki's nose, and then he can flaunt
without the almighty Commissioner of Police being able to gather enough
evidence to stop the jerk? Man, he's a rapist, a murderer, and apparently
greatest master of elusion to ever live!
The criminals in this town are almost ALWAYS a step ahead of the police,
civilians always seem to bring crucial evidence to the cops, and the
that has already been caused before the criminals are caught is usually at
detrimental or irreparable level. For example: HOW MANY HORRIBLE THINGS
LINDSAY DO BEFORE SHE WAS CAUGHT? And even then, it was MITCH who goaded
insanity and Sam's GHOST who pushed into a confession!
Speaking of the fallen Superbroom Queen...
Isn't it hilarious that she's more lovable as a legally-certified loon
as a loon posing as a high-society civilian? Just to be clear, I'm
Lindsay Rappaport and not Catherine Hickland! Just thought I'd clear that
to those of you who have given me flack for the Superbroom series. Lindsay
fictitious, and CATHERINE plays her brilliantly.
And now for the "Kudos" segment.
Kudos, writers, for the pairing of Al and Marcie! As much as I had torn
the roots of my hair during the Stalker Al era, I have truly enjoyed
Al's character mature and evolve with some class. Marcie deserves true
and watching her tell off Jen Rappaport was a moment I'll savor long after
grandchildren are grown!
Since my eldest child is only seven, I gather that you realize that's a
Kudos #2: For the hilarious hypnosis scenes! Roxy and Nigel were an
comedy act, and watching the latest mismatch of Nigel and Renee while Roxy
has Asa vying for the antidote is a double bonus.
Okay, a quick ride through Port Charles.
Alexis as Dobson....HYSTERICAL! Not to mention, creative! I can tell you
I would probably have don't the same thing given the circumstances, but I
would probably not be as crafty keeping up the pretense as Alexis. It
that Nancy Grahn is as talented an actress as Alexis is a phenomenal
The reuniting of Nancy and Lane onscreen was a superb idea, and it could
be outdone if they allow Alexis and Cameron to hook up, battle the crazy
get Kristina and high-tail it the hell outta there as soon as possible!
Cameron has masterfully outdone the Quartermaines up to this point, and it
great if the writers would have them progress on that route.
Did I forget to mention that Big Alice hitting on "Dobson" and Zander
spotting his father kissing "Dobson" also kept me in stitches?
Then there's the cuckoo Corinthoses, who have been extended and are soon
add another life to the brood? Get ready, folks! We will soon witness the
introduction of Smith & Wesson's new baby line. Pediatric bulletproof
masks, and Teflon car seats will be available for sale at a special
introductory price! See the "Shop the Soaps" brochure for details.
It seems like there's an outbreak of baby fever spreading across Port
these days. Skye is hitting on Ned, to get Alexis out of the picture, to
to be baby Kristina's stand-in mom. Ric is freaking out, rushing to get
pregnant again, and Carly seems to be the champion from whom all of the
want to steal the prize belt!
WHY?? The only thing that's going to occur when these babies are born is a
massive hiring of nannies that will step in and raise them! UGH!
I respect Jason's and Courtney's decision to get married in spite of the
opposition, I was proud of Sonny's brotherly love during the gown and
tuxedo-picking ritual, and the upcoming return of Alcazar is something I'm
to. I hope that we will be able to get a continuing dose of the good old
days, when soaps were actually entertaining, and the storylines were
that kept us guessing and coming back for more.