Top Ten List
Ten Things You Will Never Hear
1. I could eat a horse.
2. I was wrong.
3. Brooke and I agree.
4. I'm just like any other woman.
5. He wasn't looking at me; his eyes were on you.
6. I was just finishing the dishes
7. Excuse me!!! (After a burp or some other vulgar bodily noise).
8. I'm afraid I don't know Mr. Trump or Mr. Buffett.
9. Girl, you got this cellulite thing going on, too?
10. I am too old for that man.
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