Leo and Greenlee: SHUT UP. Theyíve been yoyo-ing
back and forth so much, I donít even care anymore. Now Leo is moving
in with Simone (WTF!) and Greenlee, of course, makes it All About
Her. Iíd call her Erica Jr. if Kendall didnít already have that title
locked. Ho hum. Greenlee gets Simone and Leo evicted. Still not
Speaking of Godís Gift, I laughed out loud when
Bianca told Erica to get out of her and Kendallís house. Iím sorry,
but I have no sympathy for Erica with her Kendall situation. She
brought that on herself. All Kendall is doing now is sitting back and
letting Ericaís paranoia take care of her. I canít decide if thatís
Kendallís plan or just a side effect of this whole ďniceĒ campaign
sheís been on recently.
Bianca and Kendall Ė Their sisterly bonding is
cute. It also has the added bonus of ticking Erica off to no end.
But do the sisters Kane have an ulterior motive? That has yet to be
determined. I do like that Bianca breaks out the shovel when Kendall
starts with the snow job. Which makes Kendall fess up and be
truthful. And Bianca and Kendall finally discussed their years-ago
animosity. I remember the Bianca purposely spilling ink on Kendallís
dress incident. Iím surprised Bianca didnít mention Kendallís
retaliation stunt: locking Bianca in the Marick crypt.
Jake as Chief of Staff? Wasnít he merely a
resident not too long ago? The writers should watch a few episodes of
ER. Even though that show is far from realistic, itís more-so than
this travesty of a storyline. And I canít understand Jakeís
motivation for hating David. Tad, I can understand, but unless Jake
is being the loyal little brother and hating David for Tadís benefit,
I just donít get it. Poor Joe. He didnít deserve to be tacked on to
So Ericaís plan new plan is to send Kendall to
Revlon in Greenleeís place. How does she intend to pull this off?
Why in the world would Kendall willingly take part in this? As
implausible as this whole new storyline sounds, Iím intrigued.
I had the perpetual giggles during Chrisís
homecoming scene and I donít normally like Chris. I feel dirty. The
walking/rolling papers joke made me spray my Diet Coke. Whee! Pot
jokes! Of course, Kendall sees Erica lurking outside and has to take
advantage of it. She gives Chris a welcome home kiss on the cheek. I
think I saw smoke coming out of Ericaís ears. Too bad I couldnít see
Ryan in the scene. He was probably none too happy either.
Okay. Clothes. Kendall has been blinding me for
several days with the shirt she has on and I finally got a good look
at it. Itís a bright pinkish color with a bow print. You read that
right: bows. As in, hair ribbons. She finally changed her
shirt, though. Itís an equally blinding tangerine color, but at least
it has no dweeby print. This is just the latest in a long line of
fashion disasters she has worn. First, the black dress with white
polka dots. And who could forget that horrid blouse with the choker
Maggieís been just as bad. Since sheís been
back, sheís worn a shirt that was a weaved welcome mat in a former
life, another shirt that looked like it was pieced together from
scraps and another outfit that looked like a denim corset. She had
the misfortune of being kidnapped while wearing that and subjected me
to it for weeks.
These clothes are being inflicted on the two
newest actresses on the show. The two people who probably have the
least amount of say about what they wear. So theyíre getting the
dregs of the wardrobe department. I think they should try a little
harder to put their two cents in about the wardrobe. Although, I did
see an interview with Alicia Minshew where she said she liked
the clothes Sarah Jessica Parker wore in ďSex and the CityĒ so I donít
knowÖ I worry about her.
Anna? Just be glad I donít live near you because
if I were anywhere near that knee-length leather coat, this would be
me: want, take, have.
Leoís recent jacket is awful. Who would do
something that cruel to leather? It looks like a quilted inner
I could complain about Opalís clothes, but that
would be too easy. Oh, what the hell. A fur wrap?! [shudder]
I donít normally spend so much time
obsessing over clothes. I just had to get all that off my chest.
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